راستش اون سالی که فهمیدم ماهام یه روز جهانی داریم مصادف با23 مرداد بود و من به معادل میلادیش دقت نکردم اون موقع... که خب در اصل اونه که جهانیه... و الان که توی نت گشتم فهمیدم دیروز یعنی 13 آگوست روز جهانی چپ دستاس... روزمون مبارک... (بابا خوش خیال چند نفر در روز میان اینجا و تازه چند درصد احتمال داره که چپ دستم باشن؟!! باشه... روزم مبارک خوبه؟)
تحقیقات نشون داده عمر چپ دستا 9 سال کمتر از راست دستاس می دونید چرا؟ چون تمام وسایل ساخته شده مخصوص راست دستاس و همین باعث می شه چپ دستا موقع استفاده بیشتر دچار حادثه بشن... کوچکترین حادثه‏ش بریدن دسته با چاقوهای لعنتی که فقط به درد راست دستا می خوره... من که همیشه تو مهمونیا با کارد میوه‏خوری مشکل دارم شما چی؟ بهش فکر کردید اصلا؟... یا همون صندلیای کنکور و بعدم دانشگاه... همشون مال راست دستاس... البته بعضی دانشگاها دیدم صندلیای مخصوص چپ دستا رو اما عمومیت نداره...
ولی هرچی هم که باشه چپ دستی لذت بخشه...منکه خیلی خوشحالم که چپ‏دستم ... تازه خوشحالتر م که هیچ رد پای دوستانه ای اینروزا از اونایی که لاف دوستی می زنن نمی بینم ... هووووووووووووووووووووووووووووف بی خیال...

Left-handed

HappyLeft-hander"s Day

 I feared being alone

Until I learned to like

Myself.

I feared failure

Until I realized that I only

Fail when I don"t try.

I feared success

Until I realized

That I had to try

In order to be happy

With myself.

I feared people"s opinions

Until I learned that

People would have opinions

About me anyway.

I feared rejection

Until I learned to

Have faith in myself.

I feared pain

Until I learned that

It"s necessary

For growth.

I feared the truth

Until I saw the

Ugliness in lies.

I feared life

Until I experienced

Its beauty.

I feared death

Until I realized that it"s

Not an end, but a beginning.

I feared my destiny,

Until I realized that

I had the power to change my life.

I feared hate

Until I saw that it

Was nothing more than Ignorance.

I feared love

Until it touched my heart,

Making the darkness fade

Into endless sunny days.

I feared ridicule

Until I learned how to laugh at myself .

I feared growing old

Until I realized that

I gained wisdom every day.

I feared the future

Until I realized that

Life just kept getting better.

I feared the past

Until I realized that

It could no longer hurt me.

I feared the dark

Until I saw the beauty of the starlight.

I feared the light

Until I learned that the

Truth would give me strength.

I feared change,

Until I saw that

Even the most beautiful butterfly

Had to undergo a metamorphosis before it could fly.

People protect what they love is it true? I do think so

Gravity

Something always brings me back to you.
It never takes too long.
No matter what I say or do
I"ll still feel you here "til the moment I"m gone.
You hold me without touch.
You keep me without chains.
I never wanted anything so much
than to drown in your love and not feel your rain.
Set me free, leave me be.
I don"t want to fall another moment into your gravity.
Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I"m supposed to be.
But you"re on to me and all over me.
You loved me "cause I"m fragile.
When I thought that I was strong.
But you touch me for a little while
and all my fragile strength is gone.
Set me free, leave me be.
I don"t want to fall another moment into your gravity.
Here I am and I stand so tall,
just the way I"m supposed to be.
But you"re on to me and all over me.
I live here on my knees as I try to make you see that you"re everything I think I need here on the ground.
But you"re neither friend nor foe though I can"t seem to let you go.
The one thing that I still know is that you"re keeping me down.
You"re on to me, you"re on to me and all over…
Something always brings me back to you….
It never takes too long.