بذار بفهمم که تــو اینجا بودی رد پای دوستانه
I find this among my e-mails,enjoy it and ignore it before involved your mind ,cuz this is really funny.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It"s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It"s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It"s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives.
If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy
Independence Day
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say.
After marriage, he"ll fall asleep before you finish.
There"s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It"s called marriage.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there"s no choice.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don"t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of
Women"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Q: Why dogs don"t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog"s life!
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that
he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going
thru hell.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
Q: Why doesn"t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!
بذار بفهمم که تــو اینجا بودی رد پای دوستانه
این
فصل دیگری ست
که سرمایش
از درون
درک صریح زیبایی را
پیچیده می کند... شاملو
کی کامل این شعر رو داره؟طالبم.
بذار بفهمم که تــو اینجا بودی رد پای دوستانه
I"m surfing the internet and I could see my self so lonely such as the real shit world...and ask my self: why? really why
Just because I am me?!,and wanna to be independent?!, maybe ...I"couldn"t figure out about the exact reason of this painfull life that I have to experience
I hate this life time that all days and nights are alike
I dont have anyone to share with, my happiness and sadness, my smiles and tears, my heart,and all my dreams...i"m sure anyone there; in real world won"t be able to want me as I am, every one has his/her selfishness mentality and never could accept the other one compeletly
maybe I have had some one to love but who could accept to be loved without any durty earthy needs???...which is why I hate to be loved and show my love,and am afraid of become involved in any kind of relationship with any body...
Maybe ME minus YOU,HE,SHE Whatever... equal loneliness and emptiness but in fact it"s equal peace and safely feelings and live the life inside, toward death
as SOHRAB said: pitch inside, we are ourself tranquility"s parasol
بذار بفهمم که تــو اینجا بودی رد پای دوستانه
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